{"id":672,"date":"2006-01-04T18:38:52","date_gmt":"2006-01-04T23:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=672"},"modified":"2006-01-04T18:38:52","modified_gmt":"2006-01-04T23:38:52","slug":"on-video-game-ratings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=672","title":{"rendered":"On Video Game Ratings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Movies have their ratings.  Some music CDs carry a &#8220;parental advisory&#8221; warning.  Video games have their own rating system, the ESRB rating.<\/p>\n<p>I deal with this every day at work&#8211;What&#8217;s the game rated?  Is this appropriate for my child?  It&#8217;s not just something to be reactive about, we also have to be proactive, to be informative to parents that the game their child wants isn&#8217;t appropriate for their age.<\/p>\n<p>Take yesterday for example.<\/p>\n<p>A woman came in with her son, age pegged at about eleven, maybe twelve.  They wanted to buy an XBox game, <i>Conker: Live and Reloaded<\/i>.  This game is rated Mature, even carries a special warning that it&#8217;s inappropriate for anyone under the age of seventeen.  The game features crude sexual innuendo, talking feces, drug and alcohol abuse, a generous dollop of profanity, and it stars not people but squirrels.  Yes, that&#8217;s right.  Fuzzy squirrels, who get drunk, do drugs, fight talking mounds of poo, and urinate on enemies.<\/p>\n<p>Our conversation, mother and I, ran roughly thus:<\/p>\n<p>ME:  Just so you know, this game is rated Mature.  It&#8217;s an adult game.<br \/>\nMOTHER:  Well, what&#8217;s in it?<br \/>\nSON:  It&#8217;s a war game.  I play war games.<br \/>\nME:  Yes, that&#8217;s a part of the game, but it features profanity, potty humor, sexual humor, and it carries a special warning that it&#8217;s not for children.<br \/>\nMOTHER:  What kind of humor?<br \/>\nME:  <i>Southpark<\/i> kind of humor.<br \/>\nMOTHER:  Really?<br \/>\nME:  Would you let your son watch <i>Southpark<\/i>?<br \/>\nMOTHER:  Well, no&#8230;<br \/>\nME:  Then you wouldn&#8217;t want him to play <i>Conker<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And she bought the game <i>anyway<\/i>, telling me about other Mature rated games that she wished she hadn&#8217;t wasted her money on because they were crude and profane.<\/p>\n<p>(As an aside, it surprises me the parents who object to <i>The Simpsons<\/i>.  Two <i>Simpsons<\/i> games, <i>Road Rage<\/i> and <i>Hit and Run<\/i> are delightful fun and would be appropriate for anyone eight and up, yet I run across parents nearly every day who won&#8217;t let their much-older children watch <i>The Simpsons<\/i>.  The subversive days of <i>The Simpsons<\/i> are long past, and frankly Homer and family are better sitcom role models for these times than damned near anyone else.)<\/p>\n<p>I did my job.  I told her this wasn&#8217;t a game she wanted to buy.  I told her why it wasn&#8217;t a game she wanted to buy.  She bought it anyway.  All I could do then, all I can do now, is roll my eyes and wonder if she&#8217;ll be bringing the game back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Movies have their ratings. Some music CDs carry a &#8220;parental advisory&#8221; warning. Video games have their own rating system, the ESRB rating. I deal with this every day at work&#8211;What&#8217;s the game rated? Is this appropriate for my child? 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