{"id":693,"date":"2006-02-13T19:18:59","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T00:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=693"},"modified":"2006-02-13T19:18:59","modified_gmt":"2006-02-14T00:18:59","slug":"on-giant-microbes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=693","title":{"rendered":"On Giant Microbes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, I wish <i>I<\/i>&#8216;d thought of this. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>A company, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantmicrobes.com\/\">GIANTmicrobes<\/a>, offers plush dolls of all your favorite viruses and bacteria, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantmicrobes.com\/calamities\/blackdeath.html\">the Black Death<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantmicrobes.com\/health\/flu.html\">influenza<\/a>.  They even offer venereal diseases, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantmicrobes.com\/venereals\/pox.html\">syphillis<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The cuteness appeals to my sense of the perverse. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, I wish I&#8216;d thought of this. \ud83d\ude42 A company, GIANTmicrobes, offers plush dolls of all your favorite viruses and bacteria, like the Black Death and influenza. They even offer venereal diseases, like syphillis. The cuteness appeals to my sense of the perverse. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[523,1052,1053,396],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-disease","tag-dolls","tag-plush","tag-silly","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}