{"id":708,"date":"2006-03-02T08:20:33","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T13:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=708"},"modified":"2006-03-02T08:20:33","modified_gmt":"2006-03-02T13:20:33","slug":"on-hyperventilation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"On Hyperventilation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Percy hyperventilates on a regular basis.  It&#8217;s how he falls asleep.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a strange thing to watch.  He&#8217;ll lie down, and then he&#8217;ll start to breath hard and fast.  Five minutes of this, and he&#8217;ll pass out, and then he&#8217;s gone for six, eight hours.<\/p>\n<p>My sister asked about this one day&#8211;she saw Percy while he was in his hyperventilating stage&#8211;and I explained it was how he fell asleep.  She said that perhaps she should try this on sleepless nights.<\/p>\n<p>Cats can&#8217;t be normal&#8211;there&#8217;s <i>no<\/i> normal where cats are concerned. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Percy hyperventilates on a regular basis. It&#8217;s how he falls asleep. It&#8217;s a strange thing to watch. He&#8217;ll lie down, and then he&#8217;ll start to breath hard and fast. Five minutes of this, and he&#8217;ll pass out, and then he&#8217;s gone for six, eight hours. My sister asked about this one day&#8211;she saw Percy while<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=708\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Hyperventilation&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[409],"tags":[4132],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-cats","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}