I watched Attack of the Clones<\/i> tonight on FOX. Random thoughts.<\/p>\n
Damn, that was terrible.<\/p>\n
What was the story again?<\/p>\n
Obi-Wan looked positively stupid with longish hair.<\/p>\n
Has Frank Oz forgotten how to do his Yoda voice?<\/p>\n
CGI Yoda looked kinda fake.<\/p>\n
Why the frell didn’t anyone realize that Dooku escaped to Coruscant? Don’t they have ways of tracking ships? Wouldn’t he have had to file a flight plan to enter Coruscant airspace? What the flying frell?<\/p>\n
Did this even have<\/i> a story? I saw a lot of set pieces, and I’m still bewildered at how we got from one to another.<\/p>\n
I’m trying to figure out what I was drinking years ago when I thought the novelization was even halfway decent.<\/p>\n
The Republic gunships made me think of Apocalypse Now<\/i>. I kept expecting Mace Windu to say, “I love the smell of carbonite in the morning.”<\/p>\n
Damn, that was terrible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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