{"id":740,"date":"2006-04-20T00:11:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T05:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=740"},"modified":"2006-04-20T00:11:41","modified_gmt":"2006-04-20T05:11:41","slug":"on-being-a-colossal-death-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"On Being a Colossal Death Robot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of John S. Drew&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Can it, you&#8217;re <b>Bender<\/b>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/giantrobot\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/images\/giantrobot\/b.jpg\" title=\"Bender!\" alt=\"Bender!\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/giantrobot\/\">Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?<\/a><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/\">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p>In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter &#8220;kill all humans&#8221; in your sleep &#8211; and after all, it&#8217;s the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren&#8217;t even yours. You&#8217;ve got what it takes. You&#8217;re the <i>right stuff<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of John S. Drew&#8230;. Can it, you&#8217;re Bender! Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?Brought to you by Rum and Monkey In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter &#8220;kill all humans&#8221; in your sleep &#8211; and after all, it&#8217;s the thought that<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=740\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Being a Colossal Death Robot&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[646,4107],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-futurama","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}