{"id":760,"date":"2006-05-20T07:04:11","date_gmt":"2006-05-20T12:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=760"},"modified":"2006-05-20T07:04:11","modified_gmt":"2006-05-20T12:04:11","slug":"on-cats-and-sleeping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=760","title":{"rendered":"On Cats and Sleeping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Percival, within the past few weeks, has decided he likes to talk.  He used to be such a quiet cat, and now he has things to say.<\/p>\n<p>I think I preferred him when he was quiet.<\/p>\n<p>The bolt on my bedroom door&#8217;s knob doesn&#8217;t work.  Well, actually it <i>does<\/i>, but it doesn&#8217;t hit the plate on the door frame correctly, so the door doesn&#8217;t actually stay shut&#8211;a good push, not necessarily a hard one, will open it.<\/p>\n<p>Percy has become quite adept at pushing the bedroom door open.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve taken to barracading the door at night.  Close the door, wedge a laundry basket against it, and then a plastic clothes tote against that.  It&#8217;s a strange system, but it works.  Percy will push against the door, but it doesn&#8217;t move, and eventually he gets the idea and goes somewhere else to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s become persistent, though.<\/p>\n<p>First, he announces his presence at the door by miaowing loudly.<\/p>\n<p>Second, instead of just pushing against the door, he rams the door.  Repeatedly.  <i>Thunk!<\/i>  A pause.  <i>Thunk!<\/i>  A pause.  <i>Thunk!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I think you get the idea.<\/p>\n<p>Repeat step one, <i>et cetera<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Where he used to get the idea fairly quickly&#8211;as in, within two or three minutes&#8211;the current <i>thunk!<\/i> routine can last upwards of half-an-hour.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I made the mistake of getting up around two-thirty to use the bathroom.  I didn&#8217;t position the barracade <i>quite<\/i> right, and Percy managed to get the door open enough that he could get into the bedroom.  Whereupon he decided to stand on my hip and miaow for attention.  I ignored him, and eventually he went away.<\/p>\n<p>Woody, who was always a talker, decided he&#8217;d let me know at 3:30 that he wanted out.  So, he came and stood by my head and screamed, but that&#8217;s what Woody does&#8211;if he isn&#8217;t crying, he screams, and vice versa.  Again, I ignored him.<\/p>\n<p>I love the cats, I know they want the attention, but not in the wee hours of the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Cats have the luxury of sleeping twenty hours a day&#8211;exhausting work, I know.  People don&#8217;t have that luxury&#8211;Allyn likes his sleep, what he gets of it.  Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Percival, within the past few weeks, has decided he likes to talk. He used to be such a quiet cat, and now he has things to say. I think I preferred him when he was quiet. The bolt on my bedroom door&#8217;s knob doesn&#8217;t work. Well, actually it does, but it doesn&#8217;t hit the plate<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=760\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Cats and Sleeping&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[409],"tags":[4132],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-cats","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}