{"id":812,"date":"2006-07-22T08:21:40","date_gmt":"2006-07-22T13:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=812"},"modified":"2006-07-22T08:21:40","modified_gmt":"2006-07-22T13:21:40","slug":"on-fixing-the-barn-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=812","title":{"rendered":"On Fixing the Barn Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before Shore Leave I purchased through eBay a DVD of <i>Billy the Kid vs. Dracula<\/i>, a 1966 film that was exactly what the title suggests&#8211;Dracula, the great vampire lord and prince of darkness, travels to the Old West and comes into conflict with the notorious outlaw, Billy the Kid.  I suspected the DVD would be a cheap DVD-R knockoff, and so when it finally arrived in the mail this week and the artwork was clearly the product of a good inkjet printer and the underside of the DVD had that telltale blue color I wasn&#8217;t surprised.<\/p>\n<p>The movie wasn&#8217;t great, as you&#8217;d expect, but it was goofy fun.  There&#8217;s a set-piece when an Indian war party attacks a stagecoach, and the way it plays out, the way it&#8217;s shot is unintentionally hilarious, at least from a 2006 standpoint.  The acting isn&#8217;t terrible, and the music sounds remarkably like the music from <i>Star Trek<\/i>&#8216;s pilot, &#8220;The Cage,&#8221; crossed with a western.  If this is the kind of thing you&#8217;d like&#8211;unintentional humor, every Western cliche you can imagine, and an off-the-wall concept&#8211;then <i>Billy the Kid vs. Dracula<\/i> isn&#8217;t a total loss.  Now I&#8217;m curious about its companion piece, <i>Jesse James Meets Frankenstein&#8217;s Daughter<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>But <i>Billy the Kid vs. Dracula<\/i> isn&#8217;t what I&#8217;m here to write about.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, yesterday eBay sent me an e-mail.  They were cancelling the auction as they&#8217;ve banned the seller.<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t this a little <i>late<\/i>?  The auction ended three weeks ago.  I&#8217;ve had the DVD for a few days now.  Cancelling the auction <i>now<\/i>, banning the seller <i>now<\/i>, what&#8217;s the point in telling <i>me<\/i> as this action has no effect upon me?  Yes, I freely admit that the seller was selling something he shouldn&#8217;t have been selling, but why should I care what actions eBay takes <i>now<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it doesn&#8217;t matter.  I have my goofy Dracula movie.  eBay has taken their stance against online video piracy.  Everyone comes away a winner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before Shore Leave I purchased through eBay a DVD of Billy the Kid vs. Dracula, a 1966 film that was exactly what the title suggests&#8211;Dracula, the great vampire lord and prince of darkness, travels to the Old West and comes into conflict with the notorious outlaw, Billy the Kid. I suspected the DVD would be<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=812\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Fixing the Barn Door&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[1093,4134],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-billy-the-kid","tag-dracula","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}