{"id":82,"date":"2003-04-04T12:40:23","date_gmt":"2003-04-04T12:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=82"},"modified":"2003-04-04T12:40:23","modified_gmt":"2003-04-04T12:40:23","slug":"tea-earl-grey-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what Jean-Luc Picard ever saw in Earl Grey tea.<\/p>\n<p>I was shopping World Market yesterday, a store that carries food and furniture from around the world, and in their tea department they had a sale on Earl Grey tea.  Out of curiosity I picked up a box and brought it home.<\/p>\n<p>It has a nice smell.<\/p>\n<p>That first sip, though, leaves something to be desired.  I want to say it stings.  It darts.<\/p>\n<p>It opens the sinuses.<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t catch me walking up to my microwave and saying, &#8220;Tea, Earl Grey, hot,&#8221; with a bad Patrick Stewart voice impression.<\/p>\n<p>Ask me again once I&#8217;ve finished off this box of teabags.  Or maybe I&#8217;ll give them away free to a good home.  Like puppies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what Jean-Luc Picard ever saw in Earl Grey tea. I was shopping World Market yesterday, a store that carries food and furniture from around the world, and in their tea department they had a sale on Earl Grey tea. Out of curiosity I picked up a box and brought it home.<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=82\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Tea, Earl Grey, Hot&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[199,799],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-star-trek-the-next-generation","tag-tea","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}