We have ice! And sleet! And ice! And muck!<\/p>\n
Yuck.<\/p>\n
There’s about three to four inches. The road looks passable. There’s been very<\/i> little traffic. I hope the Beltway is generally clear.<\/p>\n
Also, DHL sucks dog’s balls. If you’re going to deliver a package when someone’s home, why just leave<\/i> it on the porch that’s never<\/i> used? There’s someone home! You could have rung the fucking doorbell! A brain-dead carrier pigeon can do a better fucking job at delivering a package than DHL. I don’t know what DHL stands for, but it should<\/i> stand for “Dumbass Handlers League” as in, “The Dumbass Handlers League brought me a package, and they fucked it up like the fuckbags they are.” And you can quote me on that. :popcorn:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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