{"id":99,"date":"2003-06-22T21:10:52","date_gmt":"2003-06-22T21:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=99"},"modified":"2003-06-22T21:10:52","modified_gmt":"2003-06-22T21:10:52","slug":"adventures-in-potterdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in Potterdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The local Barnes &#038; Noble held Friday night a Harry Potter release party.  At midnight that night, <i>Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix<\/i> went on sale, and in the hours leading up to its release a number of activities were planned&#8211;readings, trivia contests, costume contests, cookies and punch, that sort of thing.<\/p>\n<p>Friday nights after work I usually hit Barnes &#038; Noble, and this particular night was no different.  So, ten o&#8217;clock I step inside.<\/p>\n<p>Two women dressed in tacky plastic National Health glass frames stood at the door, wrapped in robes.  &#8220;Do you have the book pre-ordered?  We have copies available.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really?&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>One nodded.  &#8220;If you take a number, you&#8217;ll get a copy about 1:30.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shrugged.  &#8220;I have it ordered at Waldens in the mall.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But they don&#8217;t open until eight o&#8217;clock tomorrow morning.  You&#8217;ll want the book tonight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shrugged again.  &#8220;I&#8217;ll take a pass.&#8221;  And I wandered into the store.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not used to Barnes &#038; Noble being a loud place.  If anything, I&#8217;m used to it feeling more like a library, with people talking in hushed tones.  Instead, this night children were everywhere, and voices were many and loud.  People&#8211;children and adults&#8211;crowded the aisles, many wearing the plastic glasses, many in cloaks or Hogwarts costumes, many wearing name badges proclaiming their membership in Gryffyndor or Slytherin or Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d have bought coffee at the Starbucks counter, but I was weirded out.  I couldn&#8217;t stay, not in that environment, and not really in the need for new reading material to go on the To-Be-Read pile, I went home.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday morning I went to work instead of braving the crowd at Waldens before work.  I picked up my copy that night, right near nine o&#8217;clock.  Even <i>Order of the Pheonix<\/i> needs to take its place in the To-Be-Read pile.<\/p>\n<p>Oddly enough, I considered going in the christian bookstore in my shopping center Saturday afternoon and asking if they had <i>Harry Potter<\/i>.  I knew they wouldn&#8217;t&#8211;when <i>Chamber of Secrets<\/i> was in the theaters in December they had a window display of anti-Harry Potter books&#8211;but why not tweak them just a little?  In the end, decorum prevailed, and I left them in peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The local Barnes &#038; Noble held Friday night a Harry Potter release party. At midnight that night, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix went on sale, and in the hours leading up to its release a number of activities were planned&#8211;readings, trivia contests, costume contests, cookies and punch, that sort of thing. Friday<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=99\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Adventures in Potterdom&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74],"tags":[852,4093],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading","tag-headline","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}