Earlier, I wrote a letter to Santa. Now, more holiday fun!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very good (240 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!