On a Letter to Santa Claus

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I didn’t flush (-1 points). Last Monday I helped Triggur see the light (8 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I bought porn for scavgraphics (10 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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