Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has a problem — he can’t find a job.
He blames a “tough economy.”
If law firms aren’t hiring, maybe Gonzales should look to other venues and employment opportunities. Maybe he should think about a career change.
What about Professional Hellboy Impersonator? He could get done up in red grease paint, wear a foam hand, and work parties and mall openings. I’m sure that could be very lucrative.
Maybe a Rickshaw Puller. Washington, DC could use rickshaws on the streets, ferrying people from here to there. Tourists would be impressed. He could earn tips.
Those are just two ideas I had. I can probably think of more.
What about you? What do you think Alberto Gonzales’ next job should be?