On Alcohol Knowledge

Shamelessly stolen from Bill Leisner, the Alcohol Knowledge Test!

Bourbon
Congratulations! You’re 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (60).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 30% on proof
You scored higher than 97% on beer index
You scored higher than 90% on wine index
You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

I have comments on the result, but I think I’ll keep them to myself. Discretion is, they say, the better part of valor.

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