This is most unfair:
What's so unfair about living to the ripe old age of 106? It's the deadly and dangerous life I lead, that's what! I can juggle knives, people. Knives! Tell me I won't suffer a freak accident doing that, snuffing out my life before its time, and instead I'll die in some vaudevillian fashion with a banana? A banana?
I guess I'll take up bungie jumping, since I have another seven decades before I need to worry about snuffing it. 🙂