I realize I haven’t played Age of Empires III in at least a month. At least a month.
Napoleon. Frederick the Great. A challenge!
I shall meet you both on the fields of battle. Amidst the peaks and valleys of the Appalachians, I shall take you both on. No allies on my side. This shall be a two-against-one battle. The two of you in your valley. Me in mine. And a trade route — or two — right down the middle.
I’ll still grind you both beneath my boot.
Who will I destroy first? Napoleon? Will it be you? Or will I go for the easier pickings, and take Frederick first?
Squirm, Napoleon. Cower, Frederick.
This will be a battle for the ages. Klingons will write operas of this, centuries hence.
Bring it on, guys. Bring it on.