On Rick Santorum’s Second Act

We can only be so lucky — Rick Santorum is thinking about running for President in 2012.

Rick Santorum!

I’m beside myself with glee. :party:

My encounters with Santorum are few. For instance, Santorum compared the war in Iraq to Aragorn’s assult on the Black Gate of Mordor, which prompted me to point out what a terrible analogy that was. Then, after he lost his bid for reelection in 2006, I had to gloat, so I sent him a letter.

Santorum never wrote me back, the wanker. It was probably because I knew more about Lord of the Rings than he did, and he was embarrassed that I showed him up. 🙂

Maybe Tolkien fans should band together and create a PAC for his 2012 campaign. SAURON-PAC, maybe? Santorum’s America United, Republican One Nation PAC. Okay, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good. Sounds nerdy. :h2g2:

Rick Santorum! FTW!

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