An online retailers I’ve done business with for many years is shipping a package I’m utterly impatient for…
Via the Dumbass Handlers League.
Yes, DHL, is handling this very important package.
On the one hand, I have the shakes from my impatience. It’s like crack, and I need my fix.
On the other hand, I have the shakes from my foreknowledge of DHL’s sodding incompetance. If someone’s going to fuck up delivering a package, DHL will find new and unique failure modes every time.
Will the Dumbass Handlers League strike again? Watch this space!