On Spam Subjects

I was cleaning out my spam folder, and I found an e-mail entitled “How You Can Tell A Woman Is Sexually Aroused.”

Well! That’s valuable information!

And what did I learn when I opened the e-mail?

“A dead man wins county board seat by 12,000 votes.”

I’m not sure whether that’s information I can put to use — I’m pretty sure that dead men don’t often win county board seats by twelve thousand votes — but I’m offering it to you all for pure reference purposes. 🙂

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