Avast, ye maties! Ahoy, ye lasses!
Arr, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Lest Long John Silver make ye walk the plank and swim the briny deep with the fishes, greet ye friends and mateys with the lingo!
Steal from the libretto of The Pirates of Penzance. Watch the movies with Captain Jack Sparrow, scurvy wanker though he be! Celebrate the day!
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
On a serious note, to Pastafarians everywhere, enjoy this, the holiest of your holy days.