Dear Daylight Savings Time,
Please go away. I want Standard Time back.
I want Standard Time back now.
You have wrecked my sleep schedule.
I can’t get up in the mornings with Standard Time. I definitely can’t get up with you.
Yes, I like that it’s daylight when I leave the office. That’s nice.
But, I also need my rest. I’m delicate. Lack of sleep makes me snippy.
The daylight in evening is a benefit I can forego.
Please go away, Daylight Savings Time.
A really sleepy person