On Missing Toothpaste

Does anyone know what my grandmother has done with the toothpaste?

It’s Aquafresh. A new tube. Bought on Thursday.

If seen, please let me know. Thanks!

ETA: We can call off the APB on the toothpaste. Although I went out and bought another tube — my grandmother has a couple of places in the kitchen she will put the toothpaste, and the toothpaste wasn’t in any of those places — the toothpaste was found in an entirely different kitchen cabinet. Specifically, with the crackers.

Which was, honestly, the last place I’d have thought to look.

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A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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