On the Stomach

Sunday evening my parents and I took my grandmother to her favorite restaurant for dinner, Bullock’s. It’s a family restaurant out near Westminster.

The place has a buffet. The buffet table is a covered wagon. It uses a yellow fluorescent tube. Food looks… well, not like food… under the yellow light.

There’s a model train that runs in the rafters.

Frankly, I’ve never really liked it. Never.

Why? There’s nothing there I really want to eat. Nothing.

I ordered the roast beef platter. It’s generally safe.

Until I woke up Monday morning with the worst damn case of heartburn.

Oh, my stomach was trying to kill me.

And I couldn’t find antacid tablets.

Morning coffee settled my stomach somewhat, but all through yesterday morning I could feel the heartburn returning. On my lunch break I walked to the Eckard’s Drugs and bought a bottle of antacid tablets. I swallowed five or six. Not at all once. In pairs. About half an hour apart. I wasn’t in pain any more.

In the evening, the heartburn came back. More antacid tablets.

It’s now thirty-six hours since Bullock’s. My stomach still hates the Bullock’s dinner.

Blech. More antacid tablets.

Note to self. Avoid Bullock’s in the future. It’s a good rule anyway, but if it’s going to wreck my stomach like this… :/

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

One thought on “On the Stomach

  1. Whenever my sister visit from down east, her family and my parents, who live here, always have to make at least one trip to a particular Chinese buffet restaurant. I don’t go with them any more, even though we don’t get to see my sister and her family very often, because three times in a row I was physically ill after eating there, and I decided it probably wasn’t coincidental.

    One thing I’m not liking about being in my 40s: lots of heartburn. Things I’ve eaten happily my whole life, like green peppers, now guarantee a bit of suffering if there’s no antacid around, so now there’s always antacid around.

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