This is most unfair:
What's so unfair about living to the ripe old age of 106? It's the deadly and dangerous life I lead, that's what! I can juggle knives, people. Knives! Tell me I won't suffer a freak accident doing that, snuffing out my life before its time, and instead I'll die in some vaudevillian fashion with a banana? A banana?
I guess I'll take up bungie jumping, since I have another seven decades before I need to worry about snuffing it. 🙂
Published by Allyn
A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.
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