On Baltimore Annoyances

Sometimes, Baltimore feels backwoods.

Take, for example, the movie I’m Not There. It’s the Bob Dylan biopic starring Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, and Richard Gere — all of them as Bob Dylan.

There’s a review for it in yesterday’s Baltimore Sun. The reviewer didn’t care for the film. Rated it a “C.”

Guess where I’m Not There isn’t playing?

Baltimore.

Across the Universe was the same way. It took weeks for that film to play anywhere nearby.

I can’t say that I need to see I’m Not There like I needed to see Across the Universe. That film I needed to see the way I need oxygen. Truthfully, while I like Bob Dylan, I don’t really get excited about Bob Dylan. Though I did enjoy Dylan’s take on Dr. Seuss, even if Geisel’s humorless estate didn’t.

Yet, I’m curious about a film that can cast such disparate actors as a single mercurial personality. The audacity, the artistry — these things have me fantastically curious.

Guess I’m just going to have to wait. :/

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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