No, I am not an Arab terrorist. No, envelopes are not addressed in Arabic. It’s really English, but written in Elvish Tengwar.
(Maybe it’s a good thing I couldn’t buy the Arabic stamps like I wanted to. Apparently there’s not a large enough Muslim population here.)
Though I am expecting to have postal inspectors show up on my doorstep one of these days.
Who? Me? Sensible? Never!