On Fun Lines I’ve Written

No, I’m not going to give you the context:

“I am told that Attorney General Mukasey has a lucrative side career as a professional Hellboy impersonator.”

I realize it’s not half as funny as I think it is.

Doesn’t matter. It amuses me, and that‘s what matters. 😆

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

2 thoughts on “On Fun Lines I’ve Written

  1. I’m thinking of revising it to a different wording (yes, it happens to be for something):

    “I am told former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has found a lucrative new career as a professional Hellboy impersonator.”

    Or maybe, “I am given to understand that former…”

    I’m amused that, just as I coined the phrase “Emo Worf,” I may have coined another phrase — “professional Hellboy impersonator.” 😆

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