Why would anyone drink Bud Light Lime?
It’s bland. It’s flavorless. There’s no body. There’s no aroma.
It’s so inoffensive I’m offended.
I shouldn’t complain; it was given to me, and I shouldn’t question the gift.
Yet!
Bud Light Lime. If this were the last beer left on the Earth, I would pour it out on the ground and not think twice.
*sigh*
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A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.
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Reminds me of that old conundrum:
If the last two liquids on earth were Bud Light Lime and Victoria Bitter…
Would you die of thirst or suicide to save the time?