On People I Don't Resemble

This afternoon at the store I was setting up a display of system boxes in the front window. The boxes should be stacked one atop the other, but I like artistic flourishes with pyramids and spirals, so as I worked on putting together a PlayStation display the front door opened and a guy walked in.

I stopped what I was doing, greeted him, asked him how he was.

He stopped, looked at me, and began to stammer.

To make a lengthy sentence short, apparently I resemble someone who wrestled in the ECW. So he said.

I didn’t know how to respond.

At one time people thought I looked a lot like Dave Matthews. Now, I look like a wrestler. Joy.

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

4 thoughts on “On People I Don't Resemble

  1. Personally I’ve always thought there was a certain resemblance to Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong, but that’s just me. 😎

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