On a Letter to Santa Claus

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I didn’t flush (-1 points). Last Monday I helped Triggur see the light (8 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I bought porn for scavgraphics (10 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
allyngibson

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Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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