Of all the mundane things to do, today I ordered checks. I needed to–I last ordered checks about three years ago, and I was nearly out. But what kind of checks did I want? Something with style, with panache. I’ve had Snoopy checks these last few years–did I want them for a few years more?Continue reading “On Ordering Checks”
Monthly Archives: March 2006
On Hyperventilation
Percy hyperventilates on a regular basis. It’s how he falls asleep. It’s a strange thing to watch. He’ll lie down, and then he’ll start to breath hard and fast. Five minutes of this, and he’ll pass out, and then he’s gone for six, eight hours. My sister asked about this one day–she saw Percy whileContinue reading “On Hyperventilation”
On Sinking into a Mire
Just because this is weird… 😉 You will sink in a mire. You like to think you’re normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat. What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die? brought to you by Quizilla