Is there anyone reading this, anyone at all, that doesn’t know that I’m a guy? Anyone? Please, raise your hand. Raise it high. You won’t be mocked, I just want to know. Y’see, I really don’t want to have more brain-scrubbing moments. I’m not blaming anyone. I’m just saying. So, yes, I am a guy.Continue reading “On a Question for the Audience”
Daily Archives: February 18, 2007
On Heads
My dad has a joke he likes to tell. “God only made so many perfect heads. To all the rest he gave hair.” Pictures of Brit-Brit’s new foliclely-challenged scalp convince me, at least by my dad’s joke, that God did not give her a perfect head. Yikes, take those images from my mind! Some womenContinue reading “On Heads”