I love the NPR news quizshow Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me. They offered the best explanation yet for Alberto Gonzales’s testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee this week. (And I’m paraphrasing from memory here.)
“Alberto Gonzales blacks out. His body is taken over by an evil spirit who fires US Attorneys, lies before Congress and to the press, and votes for Sanjaya on American Idol for good measure.”
Speaking of Sanjaya he’ll be attending the annual White House Correspondents dinner as the guest of People Magazine. There just aren’t words.