An online retailers I’ve done business with for many years is shipping a package I’m utterly impatient for…
Via the Dumbass Handlers League.
Yes, DHL, is handling this very important package.
On the one hand, I have the shakes from my impatience. It’s like crack, and I need my fix.
On the other hand, I have the shakes from my foreknowledge of DHL’s sodding incompetance. If someone’s going to fuck up delivering a package, DHL will find new and unique failure modes every time.
Will the Dumbass Handlers League strike again? Watch this space!
Published by Allyn
A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.
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