On the Trekkie Test

Before we get to the meat of the post, I heard on NPR this morning that the North Carolina legislature is considering a new custom license plate. We have them for colleges, for nature, for history. Now they want to produce a plate that bears the message, “I would rather be shagging.”

In North Carolina, that’s a completely innocent message. The Shag is the state dance, so they said in the report. But to our English cousins, a shag is something completely different. And no, it’s not a cut of pipe tobacco.

Now for the real reason for posting. I saw this on Bill Leisner‘s LiveJournal. You know the saying, “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing”? Well, have at it:

Trekkie Nerd
Congratulations! You scored 83%!
Congratulations – your designation as a Trekkie Nerd means that you are statistically more likely to be a virgin, socially inept, live at home in your mother’s basement and have no chance of scoring a chick like Seven. Still, if knowledge of temporal paradoxes, the repercussions of the Janeway effect and an intimate knowledge of Klingon history made big bucks, you’d be a millionaire. Ah, tis the sweet irony of life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 90% on Trekkies

Link: The Trekkie Test written by MadameBoffin on Ok Cupid

Oh, sodding bloody hell. No one who has done work for Pocket Books should be allowed to take this test…. 😉

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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