An Arch! An Arch! My Snipers for an Arch!

Donald Trump’s triumphal arch, which would make Albert Speer blush for both its size and its ostenatiousness, has a new announced purpose today.

It will, like his fuhrerbunker ballroom, serve as a sniper nest and drone launch site.

Screenshot of a Donald Trump post on Truth Social: "At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch... into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas...."

I won’t say how abjectly silly this is. One should be able to look at a national monument as see an inspiring symbol, not see it as a killing field. But that is how the president reframed his arch this morning.

The reason is simple. The groundbreaking is being challenged in court, as it should be, and Trump and his lackeys intend to play the “national security” card. The president’s life itself is at stake, and the *only* way to ensure his safety is with the monumental Arch du Sniper Nest on an island on the Potomac outside Arlington.

Do I need to tell you that this is stupid as hell? Snipers across the Potomac, effectively on the Virginia shore, “protecting” the president from a sniper nest atop a monument?

It’s arrant bullshit that doesn’t pass the smell test, but Trump will say it, his base will believe it, and he hopes a judge will buy it — an ediface to his greed and vanity, sold on the cynical and nonsensical premise of national security.

Published by Allyn Gibson

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over fifteen years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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