On Cow Tipping

Physicists study strange things.

Like how many people it takes to tip a cow. In their words, it takes five people to apply sufficient force to tip over a sleeping cow.

I disagree.

It does not take five people to tip over a sleeping cow. It does, however, take more than one. Cows weigh a lot, and they’re well-balanced by design.

So, when you’re playing The Bard’s Tale on the XBox and you run into a cow and tip it over, the only proper conclusion is that the Bard is super-strong. 🙂

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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