A frog was in the toilet.
I awoke this morning, crossed the hall to the backroom, flipped up the lid, and began to empty the bladder. I looked down into the toilet bowl, and what was that thing in there?
Why, it appeared to be a frog!
He was affixed to the side of the toilet bowl, and then as I relieved myself the frog slid down into the water. Once I’d finished I grabbed a washcloth from the linen closet and fished out the frog, then put him out on the porch.
How did the frog get into the toilet bowl? I hope I’ll never know.
Published by Allyn
A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.
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Hope you washed your hands afterward. No one wants to shake a urine-y hand, let alone a urine-y, froggy hand 😀