On a Letter to Cthulhu

Earlier, I wrote a letter to Santa. Now, more holiday fun!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (240 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
allyngibson

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Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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