On Gandalf and the Vuvuzela

How many times have I watched this? I don’t know, because each time I do I start rolling on the floor laughing. What happens when the World Cup is held in Middle-Earth? That provocative question is answered in… The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Vuvuzela. Not coming to a theater near you.Continue reading “On Gandalf and the Vuvuzela”

On Craig Ferguson and Doctor Who Fandom

Said Craig Ferguson last week: There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m like, “I dunno why… they’d all get their ass kicked by the Doctor Who fans.” That’s right, I won! Naturally, this amused me. And then,Continue reading “On Craig Ferguson and Doctor Who Fandom”

On You Never Give Me Your Money

Over the past twenty-odd years I’ve read a lot of Beatles books. My studies have ranged from Mark Lewisohn’s books on their recordings to biographies of the band like Philip Norman’s Shout! and Bob Spitz’s The Beatles to analysis of the music in Mark Hertzgaard’s A Day in the Life and Ian MacDonald’s Revolution inContinue reading “On You Never Give Me Your Money”

On Doctor Who, the Pandorica, and the Legion of Super-Heroes

Doctor Who. :tardis: To quote Murray Gold, “Moffat, what have you done?” I could also quote the Master from “The Five Doctors,” but on the other hand that would be a spoiler, but on the gripping hand everyone already knows the quote, so I won’t quote it. Before I go all thinkie, I thought theContinue reading “On Doctor Who, the Pandorica, and the Legion of Super-Heroes”

On Blue Beetle, the Television Series

Blue Beetle. Yesterday, Geoff Johns posted some images of a live-action screen test of Blue Beetle for a possible television series. Personally, I would like to see a Blue Beetle movie. A super-hero buddy comedy — Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. There’s no reason that superhero movies need to be so serious. I’ve said thisContinue reading “On Blue Beetle, the Television Series”