The Strange Case of the Absent Pencil

Yesterday I found myself dwelling on a strange memory from seventh grade. I didn’t do homework for about two weeks because — and this is going to sound dumb — I had no pencils. And I either didn’t know how to or didn’t want to ask my parents to get pencils for me. It actuallyContinue reading “The Strange Case of the Absent Pencil”

The Dying Days of Exton Square Mall

Exton Square Mall, where I worked for Electronics Boutique after college, is closing for good next week. Here’s a walkthrough video of the almost abandoned mall. At 2:17, the Waldenbooks. I did a book signing there. By the way, I loved the kiosks at Exton. At 3:00, we have the old Auntie Anne’s shop. AtContinue reading “The Dying Days of Exton Square Mall”

A Picture You Can Almost Hear

Look at this picture. Do you hear what I hear? The Windowx XP startup sound? This hillside is almost the default Bliss wallpaper. I’m not going to tell you I didn’t vocalize the startup sound as I took this picture. 😆 It’s only recently that I’ve begun to play that classic computer game Minesweeper. ThereContinue reading “A Picture You Can Almost Hear”

Arguing With Myself

An actual conversation with myself at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet earlier today. “Look! A Farewell to Arms!“ “You have it.” “But…” “You have two copies. And an ebook.” “But I don’t have this one.” “You also don’t need it.” “But…” “Are you going to read it?” “No…” “Then why do you want it?” “I don’t haveContinue reading “Arguing With Myself”