Shamelessly stolen from Bill Leisner, the Alcohol Knowledge Test!
Bourbon
Congratulations! You’re 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (60). |
| Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 30% on proof |
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You scored higher than 97% on beer index |
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You scored higher than 90% on wine index |
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You scored higher than 86% on liquor index |
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I have comments on the result, but I think I’ll keep them to myself. Discretion is, they say, the better part of valor.
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A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over fifteen years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.
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