Yesterday, someone in Bournemouth, England, went to Google and typed in the following:
appalled by indiana jones, george lucas and the fiver i wasted last night
Which brought him — I presume it’s a him — to my internet doorstep.
“Fiver.” I like that word.
No real content. Just the word “fiver.” And also, the idle thought that, “Dude, you already spent that five pounds. It’s not like I can help you get it back.”