On Alberto Gonzales’ Next Job

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has a problem — he can’t find a job.

He blames a “tough economy.”

If law firms aren’t hiring, maybe Gonzales should look to other venues and employment opportunities. Maybe he should think about a career change.

What about Professional Hellboy Impersonator? He could get done up in red grease paint, wear a foam hand, and work parties and mall openings. I’m sure that could be very lucrative.

Maybe a Rickshaw Puller. Washington, DC could use rickshaws on the streets, ferrying people from here to there. Tourists would be impressed. He could earn tips.

Those are just two ideas I had. I can probably think of more.

What about you? What do you think Alberto Gonzales’ next job should be?

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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