On Rick Santorum’s Second Act

We can only be so lucky — Rick Santorum is thinking about running for President in 2012.

Rick Santorum!

I’m beside myself with glee. :party:

My encounters with Santorum are few. For instance, Santorum compared the war in Iraq to Aragorn’s assult on the Black Gate of Mordor, which prompted me to point out what a terrible analogy that was. Then, after he lost his bid for reelection in 2006, I had to gloat, so I sent him a letter.

Santorum never wrote me back, the wanker. It was probably because I knew more about Lord of the Rings than he did, and he was embarrassed that I showed him up. 🙂

Maybe Tolkien fans should band together and create a PAC for his 2012 campaign. SAURON-PAC, maybe? Santorum’s America United, Republican One Nation PAC. Okay, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good. Sounds nerdy. :h2g2:

Rick Santorum! FTW!

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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