On a Malarkey of Luggage

She was surrounded by luggage.

I boarded the Light Rail train at Cultural Center, after running hard for half a block in sub-freezing cold, just to be sure that I would not have to wait fifteen minutes for the next Hunt Valley train. As I surmounted the stairs into the railcar I saw a woman on the handicapped seat right at the door, with luggage to both sides, at her feet, and on the seat beside her. All told, eight pieces — large duffles, small duffles, backpacks, tote bags.

The car was curiously crowded this morning, and I found a seat midway back.

I glanced at the woman as I settled in. I judged her to be about thirty. She had dirty blond hair, curly, a little more than shoulder length. She wore black; her top, beneath her brown jacket, had some kind of shimmering quality to it. The old writer’s trick of forming a story about the details presented by a stranger came to mind. Why all the luggage? She’s traveling, obviously. But from where to where? I noticed an airport baggage tag on one of the bags. Perhaps she’d been overseas for Christmas and was just returning home. No, I noticed books in one of the open totes. A grad student in history, then, just returned from a semester in Europe.

The train rolled through North Avenue and Woodberry. She had an awful lot of luggage. I could not stop thinking about the luggage.

Is there an adjective to describe a quantity of luggage? A flock of geese, a murder of crows. But luggage? A malarkey of luggage? I like that. I could not stop thinking of her malarkey of luggage.

She looked at me. Perhaps I’d been studying her luggage and she was curious why. Or perhaps she just was taking a look around the car. Either way, we made eye contact, and I pointed at her. “Are you going to need a hand offloading?” I asked.

She smiled. “You must have read my mind.”

I smiled back. “What’s your stop?”

“Mount Washington,” she said.

That was still a little ways up.

I moved a seat closer, and we talked for a few moments. A grad student she was not. She was from California. She was a missionary en route to Nigeria for a year. She was taking a library with her; one of her duffels was packed.

She asked what I did, and I told her, and thus began a brief conversation about writing.

We arrived at Mount Washington, and I picked up the duffels, nearly tripping my way out the door, as I wasn’t used to their weight and I was unbalanced in trying to get down the stairs. She brought a couple more bags out, and then I helped her move another heavy duffel. She was then to wait for a friend.

I wished her well on her missionary work, reboarded the train, and on my way to work I went.

It was a morning for observing strangers on the train and the subway. I saw a woman on the subway — silver hair, perhaps in her late-fifties — shuffling tarot cards. Tarot cards!

And then there was snowfall from a clear blue sky; I thought it a strange portent and an ill-omen, though in reality today turned out fine.

Such was my morning.

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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