On McDonald's and My Grandmother

My neighbor has started taking my grandmother to McDonald’s, if not on a daily basis then at least four or five times a week. To be frank I’m a little surprised that my grandmother goes. McDonald’s… well, it’s never been her kind of restaurant. My grandmother’s McDonald’s is an interesting place. This is typical–“I hadContinue reading “On McDonald's and My Grandmother”

On New Things!

So I’m sitting at the desk, working on some writing, and a Yahoo! Messenger window opens. Curious, I begin a conversation. Could this be a fan? Could this be some random bloke? Conversation, conversation, conversation. Then! Nigerian spam! Sigh. Most exciting thing all day, and it’s Nigerian spam. :/ Bleh.

On a Question for the Audience

Is there anyone reading this, anyone at all, that doesn’t know that I’m a guy? Anyone? Please, raise your hand. Raise it high. You won’t be mocked, I just want to know. Y’see, I really don’t want to have more brain-scrubbing moments. I’m not blaming anyone. I’m just saying. So, yes, I am a guy.Continue reading “On a Question for the Audience”

On Idiots

Cthulhu help me, a Brooklyn idiot tells me he visits Baltimore frequently. If anyone gives this idiot my phone number or address, there will be retribution. The last thing I want is this dumbass showing up on my doorstep trying to be friendly. Just getting that out there and letting it be known.