Dear Daylight Savings Time,
Please go away. I want Standard Time back.
I want Standard Time back now.
You have wrecked my sleep schedule.
I can’t get up in the mornings with Standard Time. I definitely can’t get up with you.
Yes, I like that it’s daylight when I leave the office. That’s nice.
But, I also need my rest. I’m delicate. Lack of sleep makes me snippy.
The daylight in evening is a benefit I can forego.
Please go away, Daylight Savings Time.
Signed,
A really sleepy person
Published by Allyn
A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.
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