Hanging from My Doorknob

Was that a Chick Tract hanging from my doorknob when I went to take out the trash this morning?

It was! It was a Chick Tract!

I was sitting at my dining room table, eating my breakfast, and I saw a large crowd of people of walking through my parking lot. “Whoever could they be?” I thought. I then gave them no mind.

They were from a “Bible church” one town over. My neighbor used to attend. He’d even invite me to Easter services. I politely declined.

Well, I had a good laugh at the Chick tract. Jack Chick’s god in this tract is a sadistic monster with less emotional maturity than Donald Trump and wholly unworthy of devotion.

Published by Allyn Gibson

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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